Angelism: Five Principles, Twenty-Five Methods, One Goal.

The Universal Church of Angelism boasts over -1 members! Join today and free yourself from the terrible burden of IRRATIONALITY!

If anyone disputes the content of this website, they are probably trying to sell you something. On an unrelated note, the annual membership fee for a Gold-level enrollment into UCA Ministries™ is 25.00 Uncle Sam Funbucks™, payable by cash, check, money order, or PayPal. The Palladium and Tritium rates are 100.00, and 250.00 USD, respectively.*

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*After payment has been processed, it is your reponsibility to email the UCA if you are requesting proof of membership. Upon joining the UCA, you are eligible to receive an authentic certificate of membership, an unlaminated membership card, and an official warning letter for violating the sacrosanct Principle of Individualism. Continued membership will require the purchase or gift of an indulgence from the Patriarch HIMself. Failure to do so may result in immediate excommunication. However, the UCA is under no obligation to provide proof of membership, or anything else, in exchange for a purchase and/or donation. If you make a payment, just assume you're registered.